Privates has received a HUGE update, hopefully fixing every issue we’ve been made aware of.
You can grab the new version right now, FOR FREE, from privatesgame.com. If you had any issues with the original download at all, we’re hoping this will fix you up.
Zombie Cow Studios is a teeny tiny little outfit. We don’t [...]

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It’s a game about nipples, or something. Grab it here, RIGHT NOW.
We’ll be putting up loads of behind-the-scenes gumph over the coming weeks - follow @thezombiecow, @lemmy101 and @captainbinky on The Twitter to keep abreast.
UPDATE: Eep! Since Privates went live, we’ve identified a number of issues, the most terrifying of which is that the framerate [...]

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Spread it round like it’s Chlamydia or something.

If you want to embed it in a different player, the raw file can be found here.
Read the original Privates Press Release with info and screenshots here.

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Surely some sort of mistake? Where the HELL did this third dimension come from, then?
That’s right! Zombie Cow Studios is proud to announce we’ve gone all futuristic and 3D with Privates, a funky little game about tiny little condom-hatted marines going right up peoples’ rude areas and shooting all the nasty chompy things that tend [...]

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Holy crap, have you seen the state of your mouse mat? Look at it, now. Down by the fingers you’ve been jabbing into your eyes and mouth. It’s all covered in bits of grime and digestive biscuits. And your mug shouldn’t really be that colour on the inside. And what the fuck is that [...]

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Oh hey, what’s going on with the next installment of Dan and Ben, then?
Let’s just say there was a high-powered EMERGENCY business meeting last night, in a pub, and as a result we have completely changed the plot and design to Revenge of the Balloon-Headed Mexican. What felt like a great idea initially didn’t map [...]

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